Violet: Mom, my eye hurts.
Me: Why does your eye hurt?
Violet: I touched it.
Me: Well, don't touch it.
Violet: Why?
Me: Because it hurts when you do.
Violet: Oh.
I think this conversation epitomizes the hilarity of raising children.
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3 months ago
I can so relate! I had a similar conversation the other day. SOPHIE: I want a snack. ME: Okay. Here. SOPHIE: But I don't want to eat it. ME: Then don't.
ReplyDeleteLeah - I still get this stuff from Lorelei, except that she is willfully trying to make me lose my mind. So, you have that to look forward to...
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