Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Comedy in Dialogue

Violet:  Mom, my eye hurts.
Me:  Why does your eye hurt?
Violet:  I touched it.
Me:  Well, don't touch it.
Violet:  Why?
Me:  Because it hurts when you do.
Violet:  Oh.

I think this conversation epitomizes the hilarity of raising children. 


  1. I can so relate! I had a similar conversation the other day. SOPHIE: I want a snack. ME: Okay. Here. SOPHIE: But I don't want to eat it. ME: Then don't.

  2. Leah - I still get this stuff from Lorelei, except that she is willfully trying to make me lose my mind. So, you have that to look forward to...