I've been avoiding the blog lately. The thing that has been looming largest in my life lately is not something I can write about publicly and it's been blocking out every other thought that I have when I have a moment to sit at the computer. It's very frustrating. So, to get out of the funk, I'm going to tell a few funny Violet stories.
I've mentioned before about Violet's penchant for fabulously clashing outfits and how I've given up on trying to guide her choices. On the first semi-chilly day of fall Violet chose to wear a multicolored flowered skirt, multicolored striped leggings and a solid colored shirt (I was just relieved that we didn't have three different patterns) to school. That same day I saw a little girl from a different class wearing something similar - patterned tights, patterned skirt, patterned shirt AND mismatched shoes!! Her mother was taking a photo of her outside of the school. I was overjoyed - someone else had a kid with quirky fashion sense. After school we were hanging out on the playground and I was telling a mom friend about my joy at seeing this other little girl. She laughed and said, "Oh - today was 'mismatch day' for that class!"
One recent afternoon Violet was talking to Cinderella on her toy cell phone. We were in the front yard waiting on Lorelei's bus and I wasn't really paying attention to her "conversation." Until I heard her say something about the Prince's pointy red penis. WHAT?! Turns out this had been a topic of conversation with a neighbor kid who'd noticed our new kitten's pointy red penis. I told her that it isn't really polite to talk about people's private parts, to which she replied, "Mo-om, it isn't even real." I didn't ask if she was talking about penises in general or just the pretend Prince's penis.
Hopefully I'll be better about posting. Thanks for stopping by!
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