I feel like a new person, I feel like I am probably not going to drown. I feel like my house might be semi-clean again someday soon. And I might be able to blog a bit more often.
If you are my Facebook friend you may have seen my post about Violet's library book, "How to Get Married by Me, the Bride." The first few lines in the book go like this:
When you want to get married, first you have to find someone you can marry. You can marry your best friend or your teacher or your pet or your daddy.Children's books are so weird sometimes - another book she picked out on the same trip was "The Wicked Big Toddlah." It's about a giant baby born in Maine. But I digress - back to the marriage stuff. Violet is obsessed with getting married and being a mommy.
Earlier this week, she asked me when she was going to get married. I told her it would probably be best if she went to elementary school first - and then middle school, high school and college - but after that she could get married. She shouted "Hooray!" then asked why she had to go to so much school. I explained that there was a lot of stuff to learn and when she went to college she could learn about the kind of job she wanted to do - whether that was being a doctor or working at the aquarium or whatever.
She added, "Or being a Mommy?" Hmmm, sure, honey. "I'm going to go to college to have a baby!" Oh, great. When I told Greg about this conversation he said, "Well, I guess we're off the hook for 3 years of college tuition."
This morning she asked me if her kids will like pasta (something she has arbitrarily decided she now intensely likes, even though it used to be her favorite). I told her that if there is any justice in the world, then no, they would not like pasta. Greg said that means they definitely would like pasta. Her response, "Mama, is there no justice?"